THE WORLD (Naked Departure) — MALIA OBAMA — How is this at all possible? According to some accounting principals that are yet to be taught to ordinary black folks, Malia Obama is listed as a heavy hitter and has managed to accumulate $275,000,000.00 in her short time here in Hell. Has she even ever really held a job?
Seems like stock options, restaurants, clothing line, and Cover Girl endorsements (to name a few) have made Malia one of the richest people here on Earth. She’s still a teenager. At this rate, she’ll be a billionaire in no time!
Her father, Barack Obama and the President of the United States, trails behind her and is listed as having a net worth of a pitiful $12,000,000.00 (less by some reports).