BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — Naked, it ain’t too hard to understand. Here in Bim men are NO GOOD. Once we healthy and breathing, we cheating and lying. Women for we fall into three categories: bit**es, wh**es and maids/wives.
Three months for the young girls that are only a piece (a wh**re cause we does got to pay for that AND they looking to get paid). Longer for the mature woman who we can benefit from (a bi**h). If a Bajan man marries a young girl, she is usually from the other poorer islands or the interior of Guyana and them girls thirsty, they would drink and eat anything. Yah don’t marry the bi**h or the wh***e cause yah can’t keep none ah them, yah does marry a maid, someone who can cook and take care of de children and bring in a lil money.
Bajan men don’t care to pick up no phone to talk to no woman and I just keeping it real Naked. You get that early on when you working you way into things. But after that, it’s the next one B…. We only marry cause we wake up feeling like we should be marry, um easy like dat Naked. Ain’t got one rh thing to do wid the woman. We just hope she foreign, keep being nice to we, don’t poison the food, don’t horn we and the children we get we names call for is we own.
So that last post about the bank manager and the pregnant employee…that’s we culture. Yes, people gine say it happens everywhere, but like YOU say Naked Departure, we should know better coming from slavery, but we don’t and won’t. We like we culture. Give women any wiggle room and it over for we.
So I just want to say I ain’t no dummy, I understand Barbados well and live here all my days. Barbados is a real funny place and may be so because of being the centre of slavery. But things will never change. We like foreign women and Bajan women are really nuisances and them getting education don’t bother we. We tell you ‘you beautiful’ and we ‘love you’ and all that nonsense and we benefit from them education and them need to own a man. Stupeeeees.
Bajan men to the world! We run things on this rock! Mr. Morris from St. Michael
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