BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — Naked, I am the worse at paying my taxes to the stinking Barbados government. I really don’t intend to be paying much anyhow or anytime. When Mia and all them ministers and parliament people start paying theirs, I’ll pay mine.
Naked, this guy in the government does fix me up good. But you know what Naked, he does want s** for the favor. He saves me money but don’t want all money payment Naked, he want some p***** on the side. Well, Bajan I born and gine dead Bajan, so I gi he some. He show up at my door grinning he teet and doing a lil nervous dance, ya c**t! But Naked, he tool small small small.
Why these men want so much p***** and can’t throw down doa Naked? He mekking bare noise in my house and asking me if he hurting me. Well, he did hurt my arm from the way he was resting pon it and I think I got acne on the side of my face cause of he Naked.
But Naked, I writing you cause I need someone else recommended from the forum to fix up my taxes. A tax man in de government who waan tek money for he services, not money and some p****** on the side. Thanks Naked. Anonymous