Andre Symmonds

The Confession of Andre Symmonds!


BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — ANDRE SYMMONDS — They say it takes a big man to apologize.  Well, Symmonds apparently did just that.  He can probably write a tell-all book now to recoup any lost earnings from the tithes and offerings of the poor church people, because that ‘booster’ book he was promoting ain’t saying nothing!

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Kerrie Symmonds
Kerrie Symmonds

Anyway, we heard that his brother, Kerrie Symmonds (the woman beater), helped him draft a confession letter to the board admitting all of his sinful deeds with the women in the church.  Apparently, he had originally denied any wrong doing.

But the hierarchy of the church do not want him back.   Once a cheater and a n*****, alway you will remain just that!  They are seeking legal advice to strip him of his robe as senior pastor.  They are saying he can attend church like anyone else but he would never again sit in the pulpit to deceive the people and screw the women!

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Meanwhile his wifey, who is very meek and mild (that means bordering on being an idiot!) had been missing from church.  People are saying that Drew, the pastor’s father, has forced her to take him back into the matrimonial home (how do you force someone to take a demon into your home though?).  So it seems he has also asked wife for forgiveness.

Confession and the soul is similar to your body if it is ptomaine and diarrhea — it can be painful, but it is a good thing to let things out.  We are hoping Andre is feeling ‘relieved’ and will contact us here at Naked Departure for a radio interview (just don’t bring the Jesus and Salvation bs here though).

And to Andre’s wife…(anyone has a photo of her?), the meek will NOT inherit one rasshole thing!  You gine get horned again!  Save yourself, protect and insulate your children and write a book.  People want to know what you have experienced being married to an anti-Christ.  Naked Departure

36 thoughts on “The Confession of Andre Symmonds!”

  1. ANONYMOUS whether MR SYMMONDS had f****ked 50 women in the church before KAREEM CLARKE, the point is and the fact is no one knew, untill that b*****h came a long, if she had gotten the money she wanted she would have kept her cock sucking lips shut,also her legs, women will f****k whether them in the church or not, church p*****y aint no different from out side d church p*****y,,them will fuck,, no one will trust her again, so pasters if them want f****ig f****k them,,, let them come church and fell guilty or go home guilty,, cause them know only too well its wrong, so drive the cock in them,, and ANONYMOUS if you is a man or a lesbian if you had to get lil church p***y you would tek it too,nuff wanna here would,,but you see the bible dont lie, and it showed you from the beginning of time even to this day that woman was the down fall of man kind, and she bring him down,,, no man in barbados will ever marry her, she will always be a f*****p bag, for men and women,

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    1. Lolollol….. well I hear she have a boyfriend and planning her Wedding. That is how much you know yuh fooly. Hahahaha….and i understand he in love with her too. Nicelooking, look good and dotes on her too so you Belly Go hurt you. Every body en wutless like Andre Symmonds. You say she en nobody but she calling shots cause look how angry and nasty you gine on while hiding behind a blog. De hate go kill you miss London. I guess outta dis god on she side while you fill uh hate.. Go and drink yuh haterade do and take yuh meds cause you sound sic and desperate . Lololo

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  2. Judging from this post Naked it looks like somebody in de family, Church or board leak that information .that is privileged information. Unless it is Andre Symmonds he self that write it to put blame pun somebody. Cuh dearrrrrrrr…one ting is fuh sure, de people dat around he, is not really for him or his family. He made too.

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  3. I not sure why de only body name wanna calling is Kareen name but I read that the snake man finally confess to multiple relationships in de Church. Why only she name getting call? Lol. Bout 5 women name get call that he was dealing with in de Church BEFORE she was there and her name wasnt even mention in dis post and de ting is, she name only get call by de way, nothing concrete .but still wanna highlighting hers. Lolol. kareen Clarke got de haters good man! Wanna blasted idiots! Meanwhile a whole pastor screwing de women in de Church. Lolol..never a dull moment with de haters.

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  4. now i been to the oval tonight i left a bit early, cause i had to go meet a friend who i havent seen in a few years, now i enjoyed what isaw at the oval, but after meeting my friend, we talk from one thing to another, and she was asking bout this site and kareen or kayren clarke, boy it seem this clarke girl is a real bch, i wonder what she gine tell the lord when he come, my friend told me some things my my, ,,i didnt know that they use to be friends well you know you cant know all ya friend friends,,you can imagine trying to fk ya friend man and then saying its he who started it, can you imagine taking your friend money,mean stealing, telling lies on your friend to have her loose her job, this girl is a real real b****th,,, i was told she even give way she p*****y,, i mean get f****k along side the road in st lawrence gap while the guy friends looked on, my my my,,seem this girl would do anything to get lil money out ya pockets,,, hope these gyne doctors exam her now with a nurse in the room, after the stunt she try to pull on that doctor with the grape wine name, my my my ,, look piss in ma pum pum ah mean ma pocket, murda

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  5. Wow. Look at the people defending this PASTOR for having affairs with multiple women. If he was not exposed, would he have stopped? It truly is a man’s world and women know that they are just living in it.

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  6. Kareen Clarke has been a member of so many churches it aint even funny from Nazarene to Nazarene How the fuck she get up in that church Maybe if she Confess to the DIRTY LIFESTYLE SHE LIVES AND GROOMING HER DAUGHTER INTO blasted lil girl ugly head rusty is ass befroe she let the child be a chil grooming her just to be like her A CHURHC WHORE TALKING CUNT BOUT FACE BOOK DEVOTIONS MEK ME LAUGH HAHAHAHAHAH WUFLESS BITCH SHE MUR JUST AS WHORING ALL BOUT ON FACE BOOK SHOWING THE BOTTOM HALF OF HER OLD BEAT OUT ROTTEN BODY

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    1. You got so much HATE in you that you would attack her little girl and her mother?? You are an evil person and you should be the first to take in she devotions. You are a despicable human. Smfh

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  7. Christians/church, this is where we rally around our Saint. We need to pray for him, pray with him and pray around him. Remember, Satan attacks the Shepherd/pastor to spread the sheep/congregation.

    Only God knows the pastor’s heart, so none of us are in a capacity to judge, we all sin. But when a man is down is when he needs to be lifted up- this is where the true Christians are revealed.

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    1. Give me a break. Seriously.

      This is an example of the mind control that religion has on people. The man is a serial cheater, who apparently admitted it. It is not described as a one off incident and yet people should forgive blah, blah, blah…And when he spreads stds and nastiness to the people he is sexing, I suppose that is pardonable as well, eh? Does not matter if he willingly spreads disease and takes a life by so doing…because the mind control religion tells you it’s all okay and poor little tink tink needs a helping hand…make me gag..And so nothing changes.

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      1. Hush stds stupz you know what the people got
        Go and sleep
        Make sure you dont get it
        F****k like you
        Sound so dumb
        How you know he got it
        F*******g idiot

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    2. Andre, I am tellng you now that the only thing that make a difference between you and a lot of people including christians is you have been exposed and everybody now knows about you but because nobody knows about them it does not mean that they don’t have falts or a weakness. A lot of them might look clean and perfect but they all of them have a darkside that nobody knows about.

      You are going through a test and God is reaching out to you he has not given up on you this is the reason why a lot of sisters brothers and pastors will be in church sunday morning. All of them have a weakness and this is a God that able to preserved you sustain you wash you cleanse you mould you and shape you.

      This test that you are going through is to see if you will give up or if you will keep on praying grounds and holding to God’s unchanging hands. For one writer declears some through the waters some through the floods some through the fire but all through blood. God is able to mend everything that has been broken, he is able to bring everything back together again no matter how big or how small it is don’t give on your family and don’t give on God.

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    3. I followed this and i think its about time this ended…He got exposed probably will loose his job and people seem to like this.. this isnt a game..can u imagine just leaving your children father and your husband out at forty-something…the writter could talk crap but she/he aint gonna help that woman take care of those children n run that house… They have to pay out the pastor when they fire him so he will end up with good money for his years at the church. Apart from cheating..pastor andre is very down to earth n friendly person…he is kind…I wish he had ended the relationships because his wife really poist n classy with herself…shes not a fool she just knows how getting older and lonely is. .it very difficult to get a single man at a certain age… God is a forgiver once he repents then he moves on…. The writter need to take out her own personal grievances with him directly…and its sad that this church dont have persons who are confidential to keep these matters internally….these should never made public knowledge should have been dealt with quietly and privately…these things dramatize people and cause disappointment.. I can only advice that the church pray and fast and maybe try appointing a pastor from outside barbados for a change on contract for say 2 years to smoothing out things then similitaneously be training another pastor or Andre .. because he will never mess around again i dont think so… not after all of this
      .. but forgiveness people we all need it no one perfect…also why does this site only process bad news..i find some things are not true or really exaggerated or just envious or jealous people who are bitter and very unforgiving…its 50 years if independence u should be patriotic and highlight Barbados well this month…this island is not so bad…take pride in this country theres no perfect country in the world…

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      1. I agree with you bajan I mean it done out and stuff happen this one person are persons going on and on seems there are family to the wife are him from now I read the stories.
        I think this person is jealous no one checking for them .
        I don’t go on this site the view times I go ,
        It with the man again.
        We bajans get the point.
        We got beter issues in this small land that need raising.
        It done happen life goes on shit happens.

        Not with a pastor
        He mess up and God will forgive him.

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  8. Wtf again he very popular rass**** this body with this since October. Pray for the man everybody does make mistake.
    F***k he not perfect the body that got all the information really dislike he the church should know what going on you .
    Rass***** now

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  9. This is so wrong but Kareen Clarke just as guilty if she did what she did. God’s timing is perfect. I watch her page and I am not that convince that she is a born again Christian because if you are a true Christian you don’t have to keep stuffing it down someone throat. Your life style says it all. The way you talk, walk, dress code etc. Andre I don’t know you but you will bounce right back and he without SIN let him CAST the FIRST STONE. Just my five cent worth. I am not condoning you but the God I serve is a forgiving God. Get down on your knees and pray and fast bro. Hang in there all is not lost.

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  10. All I want to say is that God might put on his pj but he is not sleeping for whatever a man plant he must reap. Yes the Church nowadays is full with lot of pretenders. ladies because he get up on the pulpit and preach that do not mean he have to preach on the puss to keep your feet close like a lady ,have some respect for God house and the people who is serving him in spirit and truth.RAW

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  11. So all this talk about God will forgive you if you confess your sins, is a load of poppycock,according to man. The bible is replete with characters like David, who screwed about the place left ,right and center ,and are now believed to be sitting in a high place in Heaven.
    I thought that Forgiveness was one of the virtues of christianity .

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  12. Naked wunna mekking things hard for me. pastor Andre set things up for me, so I can sing loud in the choir, while I had my eyes on a few of the church honies. Now here comes Naked and messing up my hustle with the pastor. My church hustle was gine good til Naked come along, all the pastor wanted from me was a few lies, and for me to turn my head, and wunna expose he. Church people forgive he, so that I can get my pok**y, I need it from the decent church women

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  13. now it seem like MISS LONDON always dipping she mouth and pum pum in every thing, and looking back on the whole thing with this man, i aint vex with him, cause if the women or the woman KAREEN CLARKE in the church didnt allow it, he couldnt and i just sorry it was with her, all igot to say is if them seat hot then cool it fa dem, f****k all them that come ya way, i know women temp men, and i aint feel fa none of them in the church that give way them p******y,, them should know better,,and on that note some the worst ppl you can find in the church,, let me take my licks

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    1. Kareen Clarke i is an OLD FOPPER she da fing and tekking anything that got a dollar for as long as she was knocking around the gospel scene playing high and mighty in church nothing no body write or say bout her where fing is concern is nothing to doubt molding her daughter as bait and like I say he right to fk all them even if down them r throats THE WORST KIND IS IN THE CHURCH its true THE SAYING THE CHURCH GIRLS S AND SWALLOW

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  14. Murdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa once a cheater always a cheater. He knew what he was doing good enough…. Lots more in the church so they could hush and stop throwing stones leave that to me Hahahahahahaha

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