BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — Good evening Naked. This girl, Adrenne Griffith, lives at 3d Flat Rock and is causing problems, messing with men off the block and from in the shop. We want her to check herself! Anonymous
BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — Naked, I am a ***** specialist but I think I had some bad one the other night. Don’t know who I drank it from Naked, but it got me here hacking and choking and spitting up some nasty globs of thick slimy yellow mucus.
Naked, women does got to do some nasty sh**t to keep a man here in Barbados. If you don’t lick them ****** or masturbate in front them, them don’t want you. I had to learn how to **** them dry and snap my mouth and look up at them and drive them crazy Naked. Them don’t want you if you not a freak. I even practice sq****ting but I just does be p**ing on them.
I looking to finish up at the UWI cause I can’t be doing this for much longer. Naked, you know what a goat roll is? Naked, I was blowing in a man’s **** the other night and out pop a couple of them. He talking bout he need to drink more water and I thinking, wtf!! I have to crawl around and lift my leg and bark and do a lot of weird sh*** for these men here in Barbados. Naked, this is no way for us to live. We deserve better, but the way things are we have to use our bodies, but it won’t be forever.
Naked, I here hawking up slime from my throat. If I get anything from Michael that St. Philip whore, he gine see hell! I don’t pass nothing and I ain’t want nobody passing nothing to me! Anonymous
BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — Naked, the young boys taking a page out the old men’s books. Was talking to my son last night and he said he had sex with a girl just because he told her two things. He didn’t need to tell her nothing more than those two words in a sentence. She melted in his hands, just like how they used to melt in my hands when I was out there playing the game.
Women in Barbados, when a man tells them they are sexy and beautiful, it’s a practiced game we play. We say that to all the girls/women. Sexy. Beautiful. Women does melt like butter and actually believe we mean it. Now, I tell you this because I trying to warn my daughter. Her brother got it 100% played, but I tell her I will write into Naked Departure to show her how serious I am. IT’S A GAME. THEY ARE ONLY WORDS. WE SAY THAT TO ALL THE WOMEN. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL.
Astra, believe me what I say to you my darling. Men don’t have much game, but those two words WORK ALL THE TIME!! Anonymous
BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — Naked, this is a new year and I must find a partner because my biological clock is ticking away. You see Naked, I have my eyes on just the right person. I have been watching him and his every move.
Naked, he is nice, handsome and hard working. He works in the maintenance department at Turtle Beach Resort. I don’t know how to approach him. I think he is involved but I wouldn’t know until I ask him or tell him I want to start a relationship.
I am a bit hesitant but I need someone in my life. I have not been involved with anyone for four years. I write this hoping he will get a head start. Anonymous
BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — TREASURE HUNT — Naked, I seeing this married man. I like he real bad. His wife is in Trinidad and he’s here in Barbados working as a contractor. Naked, when he told me his wife was coming to visit for the holidays, I decided to forget, and it was all accidental, my panties between the bed and the bed board and other stuff I put all over the house. I am a woman and I knew she would find them.
No sooner said than done Naked. My phone blowing up and I pretending I busy and I refuse to answer he since he with he wife for the holidays. Then I get a call from the people at my job telling me that some woman come around there asking for me. So I call up my Trini lover and Naked, hear this crap for me though!
He telling me he wife find my panties, curlers, mascara (and he calling off the things she find) and she looking for me. Now Naked, she don’t know me so he had to call my r**hole name and even tell she where I work. But that ain’t all Naked. He like he wife whipped!!! He saying he hurt his wife and how sorry he feels and maybe me and him was a mistake. Naked, when I heard that I decided to make myself available for the wife.
I tell the people at the job if she pass back through asking for me to give her my cell number. Well Naked, the devil like he busy this season. She called me. I had to tell she the truth Naked. I didn’t know her husband was married to she and we always used to play bedroom games and I asked her if she found the tampons and the condoms yet.
Girl, the woman went into shocked. She clearly don’t know Bajan women. Well, there were tampons but them probably still stuck up in she husband a** because me and he use to play like that and to this day we never did use no condoms.
Miss Thing, you call me to tell me you find me panties at you house? That’s all you find? Anonymous
BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — Happy New year Naked! Thanks for the year of advocacy, activism and insights. Don’t give up on us we will honor our pledges shortly. 2016 was a year where our citizens were sent back through the time tunnel of 20 years of progress and prosperity. We salute the 2016 awardees:
Buller of the year: Ronnie Morris out-bull Pearson Bowen, seen recently with a brown-skin, curly hair guy, is this the Anthony Nadur who’s taking over Barbados music awards?
Businessman of the year: Mark Maloney I have it all. You can’t touch this! I fall, Barbados falls! I own you!
Biggest loser of the year: Mark Cummins of Town and Country Planning for letting Maloney walk all over him.
Most mentioned of the year: Peter Harris.
Supermarket guru of the year: Mr. Catlyn for taking over Trimart.
Union person of the year: Akani McDowall for restoring respectability to the unions and reversal of his predecessors sell outs in both unions.
Mouthpiece of the year: Donville Innis. Now walk the walk sir.
Richest MP’s of the year: Chris, Michael Lashley, David?
Dumb, dumber, dumbest act of the year: Denis Kellman and half-naked, dirty water challenge.
Lie of the year: Digicel ‘we haven’t increase our rates but yet 12 minutes ate up $9 and we don’t owe billions.
Thief of the year: Michael Carrington.
Surprise of the year: Donald Trump and Freundel Stuart remaining in office.
Comment of the year: Can’t wait to leave this island of corruption and incompetence or when dem will call elections.
Quip of the year: These people knows nothing of customer relationship.
Transport of the year: Electric bike but nobody ain’t riding me — too much pride.
Food of the year: pudding and souse;
Drink of the year: Deputy.
Biggest criminal of the year: Adriel Brathwaite for not fighting crime.
Most corrupt public office of the year: Director of Public Prosecutions, Charles Leacock.
Secret of the year: Parris, Chris Sinckler and the Donville Inniss owning Cost u less.
Worst person of the year: Freundel Stuart who’s giving everyone staurtilisis.
Most politically snubbed of the year: Mia Mottley
Company of the year: Sagicor, wow we made the right decision moving our headquarters out of Barbados.
Mystery for the year: People falling down dead while walking.
Institutions of the year: Auditor General and Public Account Committee. Government entities with teeth but no bite.
Smallest Penis of the year: Nigel Browne of Nation News.
Dirtiest freak and super predator of the year/century: Mark B.A. Thompson.
Biggest Scandal of the year: Pastor Andre Symmonds and a barrage of women in his church telling tales.
Photo of the year: Richard Sealy and John Boyce itching after taking swim at Worthing beach.
Most shock of the year: White girl winning Ms. Barbados universe.
Most denied justice of the year: loiterer, Keisha Clark and Oval bottle picker upper, Ronald Anthony Chesterfield Deane.
Worse family of the year: The Pile family of incest.
Luckiest man out on bail for the year: Andre Jackman aka Lord Evil.
Best actor of the year: Everton R. Gittens.
Worse minister of the year: Ronald Ministry of Pedophiles Jones,
Biggest bullet dodged for the year: $700M Plasma Gasification Plant.
Luckiest white people of the year: Barbara and Barry Duecks (too white for Dodds).
Most stupid quote from pedophile of the year: Kwame Yearwood, Pus*y is Pus*y.
Person of the year _________ ________________: You decide Nakedites. Who is your person of the year? Anonymous
THE VATICAN (Naked Departure) — CHURCH IN CRISIS — Below is a fairly detailed video of the abuses found in the Catholic church.
Please note that promiscuity among the priesthood has also happened in Barbados, but rape and abuse of women and children are encouraged and a priest would never be shamed or jailed for having a child perform a sexual act on him — not in Barbados. Naked Departure
THE WORLD (Naked Departure) — RONDA ROUSEY — It’s all over!! Ronda Rousey got the living daylights beat out of her by Amanda Nunes and it appears Ronda’s fighting career is just about wrapped up.
Amanda crushed Rousey from the start of the fight, beating her with a flurry of strong shots to the face and stopping 48 seconds into the first round of the fight.
Rousey looked lost, weak and scared. Not her old self. She sought refuge behind the referee (save me, save me, don’t let her hit me again!, oozed out of her aura). She left the octogon without talking to Joe Rogan. Naked Departure
BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — DIGICEL (white supremacy) LOONEY TUNES for the New Year — Naked, this is related to Digicel’s notice of its increase in phone rates. This is something Bajans can control. Bajans have to stop foreign and local companies from robbing them by controlling how much they spend. It’s their money. Don’t become looney by the Digicel con! Or, say no to Digicel!
Come 2017, both post-paid and prepaid customers of Digicel will have to dig a little deeper into their pockets, as the company has decided to end its absorption of the VAT increase on mobile phone use. Customers started receiving text messages from yesterday, informing them to prepare for the increased rates from February, but to check the company’s website from New Year’s Day for more information. “Due to the increased cost of doing business, Digicel is making adjustments to rates for prepaid and post-paid mobile and data services. As such, customers will see some increase in rates for mobile calls, data services and plans to reflect the increased costs,” the company’s chief executive officer in Barbados, Conor Looney said in a statement yesterday.
The commenter captured it below and it is good advice:
This is one matter bajans can take into their own hands, ya do not need to talk incessantly on ya cellphone….. $10.00 a month is quite enough to spend on cell charges, it’s enough to make emergency calls for a month, get these crooks hands out of ya pockets. They are in the Caribbean to rob you and enrich themselves and their shareholders back home.
BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — LIGHT & POWER — If you believe these statements found in your daily, local newspaper, YOU ARE IDIOTS!! Plain and simple!
Barbadian consumers will not be stuck with the bill for Barbados Light Power’s (BL) attempts to hedge international oil prices. The good news came yesterday following a decision by the Fair Trading Commission (FTC) to reject an application from the power company to pass on the costs associated with its attempts to buy fuel in large amounts at a fixed price in order to protect BL from frequent shifts in the commodity price.
Whatever the white man wants, the white man gets! Electricity is a necessity. The white man controls that necessity. Black people will pay! Wait for it. Whether you see it or whether you don’t, depends on how focused you are on what is happening in your country. But, whether you ‘see’ it or not, you will feel it in your pockets. Wait for it!
And if there were any doubts, here is the clincher, the part that your local newspaper actually had the AUDACITY to print for you to read:
The fuel clause adjustment was designed to help BL recover the money it spends on fuel and is not meant to be a profit-making activity.
How stupid do they think you are (thinking about it, they must really think you are stupid)? Here are a few of the comments that were sent into Naked Departure:
If there were any real leaders in Barbados, no foreign or local business people would dare show such disrespect for their customers (the Bajan public) as outlined by the below commenter where Emera is hedging and expect Bajans to pay for it! How utterly disrespectful.
I would want to know what makes Emera think they could get away with gambling “hedging” and make bajans pay for it, in the first place. That was disrespectful to the people on the island, their own customers, to say the least.
True leaders would make sure a program is put in place so that every home on the island is solar powered for electricity, so that Emera can make no more attempts to have Bajan consumers pay for their gambling debts.
Amazing! Some Bajans actually think they’ve missed that bullet! Naked Departure
BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — DELUSIONAL GABBY — Barbadian white colonial accomplishments in the USA, done in an effort to export slavery tactics tried and perfected in Barbados, is NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF Gabby! As history would show, slavery in the southern parts of America was the most egregious, so Barbadians, take a bow! Your infection was effective in those parts.
Other than slavery, the only accomplishments that can rest comfortably on the heads of Barbadians are the deviant acts of incest and the proliferation of pedophiles! For Gabby to say otherwise means he’s part of the problem. Gabby, have you ever abused a Barbadian woman? For Gabby to say that Barbadians need to appreciate that they’ve gotten NOWHERE (because you didn’t get anywhere) in all the years since slavery is nothing to be proud of! What is there to celebrate (that you don’t go to jail if you rape a woman or a child)? What is there to learn (utter failure because you teach the white man’s education to black children)?
What presence, Gabby, in terms of power, do Barbadians now have in the Carolinas? How have you progressed there — or anywhere, as a people? Even in Barbados where you live, Gabby, you are slaves to the 5% white establishment. What have you colonized, especially when you look back to the time of slavery Gabby? Not one goddamn thing! Slaves were property. Employees are property! And you Gabby are delusional! Rihanna surpassed you by colonizing on her tight ass and bright skin to put Barbados on the international map of entertainment!
Mr. Gabby what color was the Barbadians who did the colonizing in those countries? Were they black? Now if your answer is that they were white then you should be able to deduce why teachers and the modern-day historians don’t teach the subject. I hope you are not among those who have been misled into thinking that the slaves who accompanied their white masters were designated Barbadians. No. They were common slaves. Finally , when we go back to Africa do you believe that we will possess the same status of the African? We would be black slaves working under black masters. Yet we continue to believe that after so much inter breeding that we are genuine Africans. How naïve can we be. Mervin Errol
Barbadians don’t care about anything that does not affect them personally.
To be proud of the history of Barbados means to be all-inclusive and embracing of the history of all of our people and therein lies the rub, for we have allowed ourselves to be so divided in our mentality that our views on history have also been divided when the truth is, we have more in common that not. Samud Ali
And not to get ‘personal’ Gabby, by why is the area of your interview in utter ruins? Why didn’t you colonize that little, tiny area before the interview? Take a couple of seats Gabby. You are delusional and can’t even be placed in ND’s category of “the new white man”! Naked Departure
BARBADOS (Naked Departure) – Naked, I saw my dad today and I asked him the question I’ve been afraid to ask him all my young life. He prevented me from asking him before. I wanted to, but he seemed to always be able to anticipate it and he would block me with his serious face and serious attitude.
My question to my dad was, why did he make me a statistic. Why didn’t he marry my mother. For Barbadians, I think it is a fairly normal way to be but he knew I was going to ask the question because I am different. My question also showed up his hypocrisy. Mr. perfect is just a Bajan dog.
He did my mother wrong. He did me wrong. It makes me wonder if I will grow up and be just like him. I am encouraging my mother to let’s leave Barbados. We can make it in a big city and I want to be away from him. He thinks I am so in love with him but if he only knew.
Naked, when I asked him about my mother he said ‘what did she tell you’. He couldn’t even answer right away. I pushed through though. I cried a little and was disappointed in myself because I didn’t want to cry. But I did cry. Bottom line is, he didn’t marry my mother because they are so many young girls in Barbados.
I don’t want to become another statistic of that kind Naked. I want to be better than what my dad thinks of young Bajan women, who might be my friends. I want to be better than what my dad thinks of me. Just wish me luck Naked. Thank you and happy New Year. Anonymous
BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — ANDREA BUTCHER — Dear Naked, this is Andrea Butcher aka Shines. He works at Cobblers Cove with his live-in lover, Bradley Broomes, in Road View St. Peter.
This c**** shiner bulla walks around at night looking for young boys to bull, get bull or s***** them dry. Nasty freak. News on the street is the men in Speightstown by the stalls looking for him to make his moves to done him. It’s a good thing the pretty-eye man shift his body.
This c****** sucker came from St. George. The men from up there give him the aka Shines cause he’s a great tool shiner. Partly all his lovers done dead. So a warning going out to all blocks to be careful of this germ. Anonymous
BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — OSWALD BROWN, SEXUAL PREDATOR — Naked, Oswald Brown was interfering with little girls of Barbados a long time and still doing so. He got away because he was in law enforcement. His last place of work was Oistins. He lives in Kingsland.
Being a beat cop, he had access to schools unsupervised and that how he go in for the kill.
Every thing was blown open when he went to the school’s sports dressed as a schoolboy saying he undercover and fingered a few school girls. He was picked up by cameras and an investigation was carried out and some of the children talked. A closed-door meeting was held by parents, principles of foundation and Deighton, Mr Blackman and Major Barker with commissioner of police only those who was behind the closed doors know what the outcome. All we know was Oswald Brown had to resigned on medical grounds or be charged.
He handed in his resignation, money was passed as to avert action against the attorney general. My take is these parents sold their children and this man was sent back out to rape again.
A few years back he was in the papers picture in all the court pages for interfering with a little girl on the bus. Never heard what happen to that. Saw him recently getting on a packed bus with Foundation School children doing the same thing. His behavior is that of a loner. If a lot of women would come out we would see the damage this man has done.
Naked, everything I said is true and nothing but that. I am pleading with those young women who were girl back then at those two schools come out as anonymous and expose this dog. As a matter of fact, he walks like a dog. He pelts back his feet, he is light skinned, not bad looking. He frequents the bus terminal and Sam Lords bus and any bus that is pack and place with children that are packed. Anonymous
BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — Naked, I am NOT a whore. Naked, I does have to sell to get money to make ends meet round here sometimes but I am NOT a whore. Don’t call me no whore. Don’t call me no whore. I ain’t no whore. I am NOT a whore. Anyhow Naked, there is this man that I does call every now and again when my change low.
Naked, his name is Bertram and I does call he Bertie. Bertie does pay me, I ain’t gine come here on Naked and say Bertie don’t pay me. Bertie does pay me and he does pay me good. I telling you Bertie does pay me. But Naked, I need you to publish this on Naked Departure the WEBSITE not in the r**h*** group. I know you does be getting lazy and putting my tings in dere, but Naked, I waan this on the big time one.
Naked, tell Bertie that does come round here by me round 9:30 two nights a week (Thursdays and Sundays) something for me Naked. Naked, I want you to tell he dis! Naked, I want you to tell Bertie that the money he does pay me wid, I don’t want no rhhhhhhhh roll up money like he just tek dem outta nobody a*******ho******. Naked, I waan you to tell Bertie this. Tell Bertie that i doann know how he get the money ball up soooooooo, and how it does get balllll up soooo or how it does be round and stiff so doa, but Naked, tell Bertie to get new rhhhhhhhhhh money to pay me wid!!! My pu*********y ain’t ball uppppp. My pu******y doan curl back when he in dey. I doan look confruse. He doan got to unrolll me like rrrrrrrrrhhhhh and straight me out and press me wid no hot iron he a c*****t like r***ho*********???? I waan good money that look fresh and ain roll up. Also Naked, I want you to tell Bertie that I doan like he tuurllering Naked, spell that word fah muh (twirling) my bub*ies nip*les in he fingers. Naked, dis man does got my nip*les between he nails. Naked, dat suppose to turn me onnnnnnnn? But Naked, dat ting does irritate me bad like ra****hhh. Doan be treating me like no whore!
Dats all Naked. The good clean money and tell he to cut he rh nails and stop all the tuurllering. Anonymous
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BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — OSWALD BROWN — Naked, I know this Oswald Brown, but I never spelled his last name with an ‘e’ (Brown
e). I was his neighbor and I had a very beautiful daughter.
Naked, when I was thinking I had a policeman nearby to look out for things when I was at work or not home, this man, Oswald Brown was raping my daughter. She was only 10. She lived her young life scared and sad. She starting jumping off the roof of the house (we still don’t know how she didn’t break her legs), she would climb on the kitchen counter and roll off, she would cut herself. Naked, he possessed my daughter and DESTROYED HER.
If this is the same Oswald Brown from the Barbados Police location who use to work in the Oistins branch (maybe he still works there, I don’t know), I want to tell the blogger HE DIDN’T DO IT ONLY TO YOU. My daughter has since committed suicide.
I’ve hated Bajans since that time because no one cared. No one was hurting over my daughter’s rape. She was just a hole for Oswald Brown. My beautiful, beautiful daughter.
I hope everyone in Barbados will be drinking and making merry for this coming new year as I continue to keep my candles burning and keep waiting and praying for Barbados to crash and burn!! Anonymous
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BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — MARINA HOUSE — Naked, other than this Marietta Carrington looking a little ‘high’ herself there in the picture, I was wondering if this drug-treatment facility, Marina House, can be of assistance to people like Keisha Clarke?
Does Marina House work in conjunction with the police department, the welfare department, all facets of the court system, the health department, women’s centres, churches, schools, etc. to inform women of their Marina House facility? I work in government and I’ve never heard about this facility. All the fancy titles and stuff will not help needy women. These people (like Marietta Carrington) need to be out and about advising departments/systems of its existence. Marina House needs to be especially working with the police department.
Making a comparison to US-based drug-treatment facilities is easy and basic (which one did you model?). But the real models you should be looking at are not so easily found in an internet search and are located in Europe: Switzerland and Amsterdam.
Congratulations on the people you’ve said you’ve helped Ms. Carrington, but you need to do better for the coming years and stop with all the rhetoric. Like I said, I’m in the system here for decades and I’ve not seen or heard of you.
Also Marietta, who’s funding Marina House? Surprised the ‘journalist’ didn’t ask that question. Anonymous
BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — KEISHA MELISSA CLARKE — Recently in Barbados, another young, black Barbadian was sent to prison for nothing more than loitering. Also, it would seem as though the Barbados police department has AI technology because they were able to state she was ‘thinking’ of committing a crime.
As many women in Barbados know, complaining to the police about an abusive man is usually met with ‘he has to COMMIT the crime first’ before we can arrest him. Not in Keisha’s case however! She was ‘assumed’ to be ‘thinking’ of committing a crime. Hence, instead of being sent to a halfway house or to some other similar facility for the holiday season, she was remanded to your colonial master’s PRISON, i.e., DODDS.
In the meanwhile, Michael Carrington is still a sitting member in Barbados’ Parliament and the speaker of the house. Michael Carrington still holds a title of honorable making him honorably white. In Michael Carrington’s capacity of attorney (he was not disbarred), he stole a substantial amount of his elderly and disabled client’s money — he never was charged and he never will see DODDS.
Super predator, fraud, thief and the otherwise vicious freak Mark B.A. Thompson is still a member of the Rotary Club of Barbados West stealing donated money and food out of the food baskets prepared for the elderly.
What’s the difference between Keisha and the other two super predators in the featured photo? Keisha was raped and viciously abused as a child, she continues to be raped by the system of things in Barbados, she is poor, she is unrepresented, she is invisible and she is a fourth-class-pus*y-clad citizen living in a country of misogynists.
Happy New Year Keisha! Naked Departure
BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — RAPED by OSWALD BROWNE (Oistins Police Department) — Naked, sometimes I cry and ask myself why me, why something like this had to happen to me. Since I started reading this blog I have realized how so many girls had been rape in Barbados and not only me, I don’t want to see myself but I don’t know.
NAKED, when I was in first form at Deighton Griffith I had after-school activity that lasted after 5 p.m. that was the first time for me leaving at that time as I walking along the outskirts of Montrose a police vehicle pull up behind me and this police ask what I doing on the road that time in the evening when school was over at 3. I answer and told the reason he told me to get in the vehicle let him take me home that young girls should not be on the road that hour in uniform.
To make a long story short, cause this rehashing is not doing me any good, he pull in to cart road below were Coral Ridge is now. I think it’s a fowl farm now. He raped me. After, he ask me if I never had sex and how old I was I told him I was going on 12. He gave me toilet paper to wipe with and clean my face. He then ask if I had ever had a menstrual cycle. I didn’t. He said to me if blood get on my uniform to tell my mother it my cycle. He said if I do talk no one would believe me and he is the law.
Naive as I was I have never said a word. To this day it has remained my curse, a demon that has haunted me. I have seen him from time to time. Would you believe I still have that fear in me today! Sexual abuse/rape never goes away.
That evening, after he was done, he dropped me off at the bus stop at Thorberry Hill. Anonymous
BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — Naked, all forms of abuse are rampant in Barbados. From the age of 8 to sixteen, I was sexually abused by my father, then a cousin. Told my mother and she was either too dumb or too stupid to believe me. My first kiss was from that rotten-teeth dog known as my father and he was my first sexual experience.
I grew up not as a whole, but afraid of men. Now after a very abusive relationship, I am a tear head. Bajan men don’t respect women or children. Your family don’t respect or protect you from predators and based on my situation after three failed relationships, I don’t want to see a man, woman or dog. I am good by myself.
So fuck you and all like you that think pedophilia and abuse is a joke and something bad the victims just want to spread about people. Never Want to See Another Bajan Man Again — Anonymous!