BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — BARBADOS DEFENSE FORCE, it’s a DISGRACE — Naked Departure is in possession of yet another video of two Barbados Defence Force soldiers engaging in sodomy. They are ravenous and behaving like two wild animals.
We regret to inform you that these soldiers were allegedly out on tactical training when they recorded the video of themselves in the compromising act. They didn’t hide their faces from the camera. They are in this room on a mattress without covers. You should see the expression on the guy’s face that is on the receiving end. The video is circulating social media!
Rumor is the video was seen by the top brass and they were suspended. If people could only see these articles of PROOF. If people could only see what Bajan men like and do and then go home to their wives and girlfriends. If Bajans people could only see what we see but cannot post.
UNITED STATES/POLITICS (Naked Departure) — DONALD TRUMP — It’s official! Donald Trump will be sworn in and the trumpets will trump for Trump. The unbelievable has happened and lessons learned! Given a chose between two bad ideas, one bad idea will be chosen.
Some people have waited all their lives to call a black man a nigg*r. Now their time has come. Even private prisons are offering up slaves into slavery (in case of emergency, get nig*ers); but that does not save Mexico from having to pay the bill for the building of the (imaginary) wall. The wall will be built, wouldn’t it? It was a major campaign promise.
And as the Obamas say their final farewells, Melania is saying, not for f*ck! She’s staying in luxurious New York City!
And the white house will be white again — America will be great again. The trumpets have sounded. Donald Trump is the President of the United States of America. And the Russian, Putin, is his friend. Naked Departure
BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — ALFRED SPARMAN — We, THE PEOPLE of Barbados, need to know from the Barbados Association of Medical Practitioners (‘BAMP’), if Dr. Alfred Sparman is licensed to do Private General Practice and Cardiology or, as we are made to believe, only Private General Practice.
In the phonebook, he is listed under private practice and in the Nation newspaper, the Saturday Sun dated January 7, 2017, he is listed as Cardiologist Dr. Alfred Sparman.
Is this man still doing surgery at his Sparman Hospital or 4H Hospital in 4 – 6 Ave Belleville, St Michael? Someone needs to come out and let us know. BAMP please let the public know. Please share this with your family and friends until we get the truth. Anonymous
BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — RICHARD PARRIS — SUICIDED — Naked, if you don’t ask the questions, nobody else will. Naked, you need to open the door and ask questions about the death of Richard Parris and the involvement of his wife Sandra Ifill-Parris.
What was he doing on the edge of that cliff in his vehicle? Was he as ‘good’ a person as people say he was? Who was his outside woman? Was he bulling? Did he owe anyone money? What about Sandra? Was she horning him? Was she a good wife? What’s her background, how was she growing up?
Naked, you will be shocked at the responses. You already have his picture. Lips zipped for the time being. Anonymous
P.S. Naked, I’m hearing Sandra Ifill-Parris gave her husband a pauper’s burial unknown to his family. There was nothing of his burial in the obituary. We are hearing he committed suicide! Anonymous
LANCASTER, BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — DEAD RATS — After returning to work on Wednesday following a three-week vacation, workers were greeted by a putrid smell coming from the school meals building. No one wanted to point fingers to cast blame, but the truth of the matter is, no one left provisions for the resident pet rats while they were away for those three weeks! The horrors!!
All workers stopped work immediately in quiet contemplation, some scratched their heads, while others stared at each other in total disbelief, in shock! They had lost good, punctual members of the School Meals fraternity! They had lost their pet rats! Not a pin drop could be heard while the pet mortuary part of the health department came to retrieve the bodies of the several dead pet rats.
Will the school meals ever taste the same without rat droppings and rat pee? And wasn’t one of those dead pet rats also the head connoisseur? Will the workers ever be the same after the sudden deaths of such close friends. Only time will tell. In the interim, the authorities from the Ministry of Health ordered a full industrial cleaning of the building. Nothing yet from Ronald Jones, head of the Ministry of Pedophiles. Naked Departure
TRINIDAD/CARIBBEAN (Naked Departure) — LISTON ABERDEEN — This man, 54, who was driving with his right arm hanging out the window, lost the limb when it was severed by a passing truck. Doctors were unable to reattach Liston Aberdeen’s arm at the San Fernando General Hospital where he was taken. Naked Departure
BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — MARK STRAUGHN — Naked, Mark Straughn is a pedophile. From about my earliest memory of age four or five, I was his little sex slave. He would call me over to his house. He always gave my mother money. She would always say he was a nice man. She knew what he was doing to me. I was so damaged by him that I can’t straighten my back up, I walk like an old woman, bent.
I never been able to have children and had a hysterectomy at the age of 25. I was totally battered and scarred on the inside. He was a giant of a man and he did not care that I was a child. I am 27. My life is over. I do not like men and I am not a lesbian.
Naked, I drove back to the scene of my many crimes. He is still living in St. George and his grandchildren were playing in his yard.
I wish I had the strength to be like Ms. Davis. Anonymous
BARBADOS (Naked Departure) — SM COMMUNICATIONS — Naked, today, the 6th day of January, 2017, FLOW ends its contract with SM Communications. But why it is that all the new staff are frauds and the LIME staff so honest and still employed?
Naked, Ryan Wickham getting people send home and keeping the real frauds. Paula Welch that was thieving all the people SIM card and events money. Roslyn Foster defrauding all the company mobile and selling them at pro tab. FLOW should send home all of them.
Naked, I was at work Friday and watch certain things happening to people. Them talk for a year. FLOW, the old LIME staff are the biggest frauds in Barbados. Them sent out an allegation about fraud to hide their dirty schemes, but Ryan, Paula and Roslyn time coming. But I hope Liberty will get rid of all of them. I can’t wait to leave here. Ryan does get in his office and talk about everybody. Them got this tall, dark, nice-looking fellow that does tell the world of lies and stories. He was still at FLOW up to last week.
These three other girls I don’t know their names. The fat one with the huge nose and pregnant belly. The next one breast big and bottom lip touching her tummy and the next one short and cute. Shanita don’t let them bring you down. You were dishonest for one year, them old LIME people was thieving for years. All of them will soon be going home if not now all in time to come. FLOW wants new staff in the whole.
FLOW/LIME, Ryan does get in his office, plot for you, then make the top management do his dirty work then going church on Sunday. Ryan girl you better stop it God don’t like ugly. Lime employee-Anonymous